Lifetime

A depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.

Do women who watch Lifetime ever leave the house, or are they afraid to?

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

literally unusable

A phrase used when nitpicking small problems in computer software, sarcastically portraying something that is barely noticeable as so bad that they can't even stand to use the software any more.

See that menu? They are using "they're" instead of "their." Literally unusable.

by thecodewarrior April 20, 2017

literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020

Literal Legend

An amazing song which some parents may say has a lot of potty language

*Literal Legend playing on the car with parents*

Parent: "Oh my god what is that potty language!"

by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021

Literally

Actually; in fact; without exaggeration. The single most overused and incorrectly used word in the English language.

"I literally died laughing."
"He just texted me, omg I literally can't."
"I am literally over it."
"This is literally the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich anyone ever made."
"He is literally such a jerk."
"I was literally, like, almost about to cry."

Now, let's look at this word used correctly:
"I know you're lactose intolerant...don't worry, there's literally no dairy in my house."
"Kim Kardashian has done literally nothing to deserve fame or fortune."
"Kanye West literally thinks he is Jesus Christ."

by Deest March 10, 2017

Lifetime

1) A television channel where people immediately skip it as they channel surf to watch better programming. Where women watch awful shows and movies, as a form of escape and source of drama or excitement that they might be lacking their lives.

2) The only channel run by close-minded idiots. Just watching five minutes of a show/movie in Lifetime makes you wonder, if the CEO is a feminazi.The plots consist of a teenage girl or woman who is being mistreated and abused by men. For some reason, men are always pure evil, abusive druggies who cheat and rape, while women are always kind angels who can never do any wrong. The women are portrayed as innocent, fragile creatures and act annoying and pathetic, because they are "dramatically victimized" by men. In the end, the woman overcomes her fears of her oppressor (men), and becomes a "hero" for many other women. Other plots in Lifetime shows/movies also consist of women dying from a terminal disease, their families getting killed, or them ending up in a coma. In the end, Lifetime gives a bad example to women by giving misconceptions of men being scumbags and pigs.

Do women even watch Lifetime? It's so freaking boring...

by pictouch May 16, 2013

lifethereal

describing a viral phenomena where creative expression with genuine roots connects directly, without the need of words, to our brains and inspires a torrent of creativity throughout the world.

life to tha ethereal

and you can't buy it, it just IS

P1: "merton's chat roulette piano improv was so dope."
P2: Yea dude that was lifethereal (lif-eth-er-eal)...

by jamsjacquesHI April 9, 2010