ktard

ktard, k-tard (n):
Someone who regularly consumes mass amounts of ketamine to the point that they become permanently retarded. Ktards are known for being blissfully unaware of their surroundings and life in general. The only care about k and will stop at nothing to get their fix.

You can tell if someone is ktarded (high on k) by their blank stare, open mouth (tongue occasionally hanging out) and inability to walk, talk, move, comprehend, or do anything other than listen to drum & bass for hours straight.

Person 1: "Oh, my, God, look at Sally's nose. She is so definitely a ktard."
Sally: "Muuuuuhhh..."
Person 2: "SO definitely."

***

Man: "Hey Sally, suck my dick!"
Sally: "Wtf? No! I'm listening to some sick DnB, go away."
Man: "Come on Sally, I'll give you a vial"
Sally: "YES YES YES GULP"

by ktarded December 13, 2009

harman kardon

A brand of high-end receivers and speakers owned by the same company as JBL speakers. Harman Kardon speakers are decent high-end speakers, but what the brand is known for are the most excellent stereo and surround sound receivers. Their equipment is rather large but this shouldn't matter to an audio entusiast. Harman Kardon receivers go verrrry well with Klipsch speakers.

and amazing sound with absolutely no static or background sounds, perfect equalization
(((((((((((Harman Kardon))))))))))))))
the way the artist intended it to be, nothing else like it.

by Stew Marths February 6, 2007

Kim Kardashian

A famous chick with no talent who no one know how she became famous.

Bob: Hey, do you know how Kim Kardashian became famous?
John: No... Anyway she has no talent...
Bob: I guess the world will never know....

by Cclleoo January 7, 2015

Kwardio

Awks;
An uncomfortable feeling between two retards who refuse to say awkward or awks;
Something that "underground" people would prefer

John: Yo, did you hear about that kwardio foreign exchange student? Yeah, he can speak English, but refuses to talk to everyone.
Chris: Dude, that turtle freeze looks so kwardio
Dylan: Michael Cera and Ellen Page are so kwardio in every movie they're in.

by Batteringramspam June 18, 2011

KARD

A 4 member South-Korean co-ed Kpop group under DSP Media. The members consist of Somin, Jiwoo, J.seph and BM

"Wait who's that group over there?"

"It's obviously KARD!"

by Anabsolutesimp November 28, 2020

Game of KWAD

"Game of KWAD" is a game similar to Horse, but played with remote controlled quadcopters.

Pilots take turn setting a trick that the other competing pilots have to copy.
Failing will accumulate letters spelling out KWAD.

If all competing pilots manage to copy the trick successfully, the pilot setting the trick gets a letter.
Crashing while attempting to set a trick will also result in a letter and a lost turn.
If a pilot gets all 4 letters, he is out of the game.
The winner is the last remaining pilot.

I am a better pilot than you. I'll prove it in a game of KWAD.

by Missingno29 July 29, 2018

Kim Kardashian

A talentless celebrity who are somehow admired by 14 year old fan girls and people who think like 14 year old girls. She is famous for sucking on black cocks and being on the garbage reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" which features her equally talentless sisters trying to take over each other's limelight. Dumb bitches praise her because they believe she is perfect despise the amount of plastic she puts into her body and the money she spends on photoshopping her photos. Closeted homos often say that they want to fuck her because their lack of interest in girls have them confuse the cum bucket from girls who are actually attractive.

Idiot: I love Kim Kardashian and you're just jealous because you can't be as pretty as her!

IQ test: Your IQ is lower than your shoe size.

by Webster Dictionary says... May 13, 2016