Klopwank

A slang term mainly used in Irish-American pubs by angry drunkards. Has nothing to do with the word wank, and its origin is still not quite clear to this day. Here are its various definitions:
1. Klopwank (verb): to sneeze upwards
2. Klopwank (noun): a) an upwards sneeze, b) a superiority complex ("nose up in the air" attitude)
3. Klopwank, with either the suffix y, ish, or esque (adjective): pretentious

Examples for for the word "klopwank":
1. The man klopwanked.
2. a) He had a klopwank.
2. b) His klopwank was getting really annoying.
3. That klopwanky bloke's getting on my nerves.
His klopwankish attitude prevented him from making many friends.
No one liked Jane because of her klopwankesque nature.

by qwertydvorak September 26, 2007

klopkok

Something a baby such as baby MDA would type on a computer while Tristan is busy working. Equivalent to "baby talk" but instead on a computer.

Baby MDA just typed 'klopkok' on my computer; I looked it up & it's practically ungoogleable!

by yesthisisoliver July 5, 2010

Klophaus

\ˈkläphau̇s\
1. A momentary lash out provoked by another man, woman, child, horse, or inanimate object.
2. A controversial term referring to the complete disregard for a Montreal fan.

Billy - "Dude did you hear that Big Tex burned down!"
Bobby - "Dude I have something to tell you:("
Billy - "Bobbyy!?!"
Bobby - "It was staring at me with those big wooden eyes, I had a moment of un-clarity"
Billy - "You killed Big Tex!"
Bobby - "No bobby, I Klophaused him. He had it coming"

by SloppyKloppy April 13, 2013

kloppin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a Dump.

Silent Stan made frequent trips to the toilet, but never when the caretaker was there, because that caretaker likes to give Kloppins.

by Vic Akers November 23, 2014

Korpalitis

A disease that makes you into the weirdest and whitest of your kind

Aidan just bought a truck and forces us to only wear socks in it and is deathly afraid of hotels... I think he has Korpalitis.

by Fuck the Korpals June 4, 2017

Kloopertingle

That feeling you get deep down in your balls(and lady balls) when danger is near.

These scary woods give me the kloopertingles.
I feel a slight kloopertingle coming on.

by DeadlySlob September 14, 2017

kloreen

a very beautiful girl. She's a BIG VIRGIN. And isn't a treesh. she loves black boys for some reason. She gets along with a lot of people. She can be mad annoying at times but can be a very aweet nice little girl.

Kloreen is such a devil WTF.

by takeaseatbitch October 28, 2018