Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

Dirty Kipper

A colonial era cocktail believed to have been first made at Jessop’s Tavern in Old New Castle and served to Founding Father Caesar Rodney. It was originally made with Madeira and salted kipper. Today, Dirty Kippers are typically made with kipper (or any variety of salted fish) with tequila.

Rum and Coke is fine, but what I could really go for is a Dirty Kipper!

by Certified Mixologist January 13, 2019

giddy kipper

metaphorical phrase for someone who is overly excited ... only found in regional dialect ... mainly lancastrian

Campasme your SUCH the giddy kipper this evening ... you ... you ... friend of cwissy

by cwissy December 1, 2003

tickle the kipper

when a girl experiments, masturbates or plays with herself.

When the husbands away on buissness Janice has to tickle the kipper

by crowther1234 February 3, 2008

Yom Kipper

A mid-Autumn religious holiday in which followers partake of tasty smoked-fish fillets.

I always love visiting my Orthodox Hebrew friends during Yom Kipper, since they always share their traditional scrumptious dried-fish meals with me.

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

by 429qa May 23, 2008

kissing the kipper

this is the act of giving oral sex to a female tramp. this can also be any unkept women but a tramp has the full effect

i thought it would be so good to do but i just ended up kissing the kipper. she needs to wash down there or something

by Liam [302] October 31, 2006