“ur” jokes

A series of jokes and comebacks that started with “ur mum gay” followed by “ur dad lesbian” and so on. The only known exception to all starting with “ur” is “no u” which reversed the insult. The newer the comeback the more devistating the roast

Joe: ur mum gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur granny tranny
Carl: don’t make me do it
Joe: do it pussy
Carl: ur dicks a chick
Joe: *sent to an alternate reality forced to walk alone for all of eternity, ashes fall on the floor*
Janitor, hours later: these “ur” jokes gotta stop.

by Dank meemees March 25, 2018

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Double Slash June 14, 2018

ohio jokes

ether the funniest or dumbest jokes on earth, in the whole universe even, the amount of these "jokes" anyone has heard is maybe over 60 per person

person:have you seen this tiktok, its so funny
ohio joke maker: only in ohio
person: your ohio jokes are so unfunny

by mavis isnt green December 26, 2022

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

the urban dictionary will reject words that are jokes

the urban dictionary said We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

The Jakes

The police, usually just traffic officers.

The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

jules leblanc

One of the most amazing girl ever she's gorgeous talented and deserves nothing but love she's an actress, singer, songwriter, a level 9 gymnast, a model and a youtuber she's been in many shows such as chicken girl in brat she plays the main character "rhyme McAdams" along with her sister Hayley as "Harmony McAdams" she has a brother who sadly passed away on 2015 his name is Caleb and people are so disgusting they make fun of her dead brother she's starring a show on Nickelodeon called side hustle she plays Lexi along with Presley known as jayden BARTELS she dated Hayden SUMMERALL back in 2017/2018 (I don't like him lol) and then she dated Asher angel from Feb 14 2019 until may 13 2020 cuz Asher is a jerk anyways STAN JULES LEBLANC. I LOVE HER.

Jules Leblanc is gorgeous,talented and inspiration.

by Stunning leblanc November 14, 2020

My mom jokes

A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is

You know who else _____(action)_____

Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule

by Antas October 8, 2011