John and Charlie's Journey

John and Charlie's Journey, aka John Junior, is a British rapper, songwriter, and mental health, campaigner.

Have you heard that new song from John and Charlie's Journey? It's crazy good.

by John Junior 1 October 1, 2020

Sup John

How to address a good friend. Comes from the song "Do The John Wall" by: Troop 41.

*Sees good friend* "Sup John?!"

by mdale June 16, 2013

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Lennon

The thiccest Beatle.

Wow, John Lennon is thicc!

by alrightgeorge62 July 30, 2018

John Paul Jones

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015

John Cena theory

This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.

Student: Is the John Cena theory real?
Prof: Yesn't

by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020

Hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016