jizzy beef

The name of a girl who works at Legoland in Village Green. And she has man hands.

Hey Jizzy Beef, you wanna go on lunch together?

by lalalalenis January 28, 2009

Jizzy Poo

placing jizz on a fresh poop.

When excurting fecal matter; masturbate penis and once your about to jizz point penis head down toward shit and squirt and you got you a jizzy poo.

by Sucks ma rod April 23, 2009

Jizzy-dick

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.

"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."

by geekchapel April 19, 2010

jizzy lips

A person who has given a blow job and has dried up jizz and saliva on the lips.

Shemonica was at a party giving all the hot guys blow jobs and now has jizzy lips.

by Corky Splatt August 4, 2007

Jizzy rascal

A guy who gets around with the ladies alot and likes to jizz on their faces once done. Comes from the common word to ejaculate - Jizz and the East london rapper Dizzee rascals name.

'That guy george fucked my sister and her best friend! Hes such a jizzy rascal'

by Tom RP September 3, 2007

jizzy jizum

cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)

dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!

by dirrtyboi101 November 28, 2005

jizzy jazz

Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere

“Did you hear what Drake just dropped? That shit is some jizzy jazz!”

by Musicmajor69 November 11, 2018