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Jesseca

An amazing friend, she has the most amazing personality. She is beautiful inside and out, even though she denies it she knows it's true. She never fails to put a smile on her friends' face and she is a great person to be around. Everyone loves her unconditionally and would do anything for her, no matter what. ❤️
Jesseca: Hey, you're so beautiful and such a good friend. I love you so much, thanks for being there for me.
Bestfriend: Aww Jess, I love you too. And thank you so much. You are too, you never fail to make me smile.
Jesseca: Aww thanks but I'm not. And you're so welcome ❤️
by ayyyyeitsnat December 20, 2016
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jessly

Jessly is the most beautiful girl and has a way with people most can’t relate to. She can read you like the back of her hand and will fight with and for you whenever the challenge arises. She has the biggest smile you’ll ever see and lights up every room she walks into. Everyone guy wants her but she’s got the one she already needs. She is amazing and talented in all ways.
“Whoa what chick just pulled up in that truck?”
“Dude that’s Jessly”

“Damn she lookin good”
by Best friend 406 May 14, 2018
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Jessilyn

Jessilyn is loyal she is beautiful

Never hurt her never lose her

She's a amazing person

Mostly nice sometimes mean

She Is popular and the beautiful girl in the whole school SHE IS THE RIGHT GIRL TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE IN MESS
could never lose Jessilyn
by McDowell June 26, 2019
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Jesella

The sweetest, most kind girl you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and smart. Has lots of friends and very loving. She is definitely a leader and lives taking charge. She is independent and thinks for herself.

Got to get you a Jesella.
Made up of her fathers name Jesus
Her mothers name Ellen
Jesella!!!
The best daughter
The best sister
The best friend
That Jesella, she is a firecracker!!
by Cowgirl30.em February 20, 2017
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Jesse Holt

A sexy dude who wears his Heart on his sleeve. He has a huge heart. If you find a Jesse Holt, sorry ladies and gents. .... He's. Taken. But maybe someday they will replicate him :)

Fuck around and find out!! But you never. Will.
Damn... Wish Jesse Holt was single. I need. Me one of those.
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 15, 2023
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Jesse de Silva

the hottest 18th-century guy around! deep brown eyes, white scar on his eyebrow, VERY impressive abs, ... transparent body... (well, not anymore)

Jesse de Silva is like, on the top 10 list of hottest boys on earth! He's from the mediator series by Meg Cabot, and i LOVE him! i know he's not real, but i really did fall for the guy!!

"his voice! so deep, it seemed to reverberate down my spine. it was Jesse's voice alright, but suddenly, it was in surround sound, it was THX..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
"never had I been so aware of the way his dark hair curled against the back of his tanned neck; the deep brown of his eyes; the whiteness of his teeth; the strength in those long legs as he knelt down beside me..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
me: *writes I¢¾JDS* somewhere
friend: who's JDS?
me: Jesse de Silva! i love Jesse de Silva!!
by hOtnSpiCY92 June 11, 2006
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JESSE WAKE UP

An allusion to Breaking Bad when Walter White breaks into Jesse Pinkman's place to wake him up.
Having consumed an excessive amount of hallucinogenic munchies given to him by Jesse, Walter desperately punches through Jesse's door. He then proceeds to frantically shake Jesse, who is knocked out, because he is coveting Kentucky Fried Chicken like a Catholic priest yearns children, but is himself afraid of acquiring it due to his high.

This line is often used hysterically as a mild inside joke in superior friend groups or in the crack-addicted Breaking Bad community. For instance, when your friend is dead asleep at 3 AM you may scare the life out of them by yelling the three magic words in intermittent order. Doing this after having set their house on fire enhances the experience. As a diehard Breaking Bad fan, it is unlikely that they will be upset at you for committing arson.

There are 27 three-word sentences in which you can yell any of these three words, but the most common are:
• "Jesse Wake Up."
• "Wake Up Jesse."
• "Jesse Jesse Jesse."

Some contemporary parents name their child -- or sometimes all of their children -- "Jesse" so that they can traumatise them with "JESSE WAKE UP!" every morning of their lives. Conveniently, the name is unisexual.
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The group assignment was due yesterday night Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The Barbie movie Jesse! THE BARBIE MOVIE IS IN CINEMAS JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We need to hit the gym Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"JESUS Jesse! Jesus died for our sins Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"It's sunrise Jesse! We didn't eat before the fast Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Kanye Jesse! Kanye tweeted something Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We slept through the entire Flash movie Jessie!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum said we can have a sleepover Jesse! SHE SAID YES JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Maccas Jesse! Maccas has a new sundae flavour Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Santa Claus Jesse! SANTA IS A BLACK JEW JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum Jesse! She told me to wash the dishes Jesse! I FORGOT TO WASH THE DISHES JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"
by bradleysheadissick July 14, 2023
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