The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 8, 2009

Tear-jerker

When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.

Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*

by John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney March 30, 2008

Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.

Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.

by Paleki09 June 29, 2013

lurker jerker

noun

1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.

The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.

by BeepBeepBoop June 24, 2014

Upward Jerker

A form of execution, similar to hanging. Except the condemed person is hung by a crane, and violently thrown upward, causing thir neck to snap.

The upward jerker is a form of execution

by Kookycatl119 November 15, 2015

New Jerker

Noun: A person from the state of New Jersey.

Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."

by Hodor76 February 8, 2017

titty jerker

When something makes your boobs flop uncontrollably.

Went went over a speed bump, that was a real titty jerker

by Sheeplord420 July 1, 2021