Jeetesh

Jeetesh :- A gentleman who is incredibly strong but also sensitive. A sweet guy that puts others Smile before himself. He is brave, sweet, honest, and completely amazing, as well as cute. He is mature and tries to keep everyone happy. A person who is an angel and who I'm lucky to know and He is so much caring guy.. .he has a kind heart Overall, the perfect guy every girl dreams about.

All I can say is, what an amazing guy. He must be Jeetesh

by #J81 June 1, 2019

jeeeezus

Must be said with a gay lisp and whiny as hell. You can even draw out the 'u' depending on how whiny you want to be.
All it is, is a common way to complain.

Jeeeezus, guys why can't you just listen to me and mop the floor.

by mrjswilson June 27, 2008

jeezed

to get ripped off

"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"

by mel_a December 28, 2008

That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo

Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.

by 2410 April 27, 2008

Jeech Off

To masturbate, especially with semen spraying all over the place.

I saw my dog jeech off last evenin'.

That sucks shitass yo.

by Meering1 November 29, 2010

A Jeeve Minute

A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.

Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.

by Shadowisle July 23, 2010

bieber jeebers

the fear of having justin bieber stealing your puberty.

doc:this dude came into my office today.
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens

by ginga says what September 13, 2010