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eBay jeebies

The horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach after you've paid for an item you won on eBay that still hasn't arrived more than three weeks later.
That fricken kumquat peeler I bought on eBay hasn't come in the mail yet and it's been nearly a month! I've got a major case of the eBay jeebies.
by kiwi_david January 12, 2011
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ephebo-jeebies

pr0nunciation:
/ɛˈfi bə(ʊ) 'dʒi bɪz/ (eff-FEE-boh-GEE-bees)

noun (informal)

From the Greek “ephebophile”, meaning sexual predator;
and the Modern English “heebie jeebies”, meaning creeped out.

1. That audible shudder one gets when someone too old creeps onto someone too young for them, "To Catch a Predator" style.

2. A feeling of minor fright, anxiety, nervousness, apprehension, or "the willies", arising from an encounter with an "ephebophile".
30 year old man: "Whoa, those high school girls sure look old enough to date me. I would sure love to take them boot shopping."

Me: "...I have such a gargantuan case of the ephebo-jeebies right now."

My friends: "Inorite."

*group shudder*
by Bromofosho May 16, 2014
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The Jeebster

An affectionate nickname, but slightly offensive term for Jesus Christ.
I'm going to church to get in some bonding time with the Jeebster!
by AngieV October 18, 2008
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aboo jeebi

aboo jeebi; the correct response to cheep chop. generally used in bars or in public places to attact unwanted attention to the party you're with in hopes that you embarrass them to the point that they will never hang out with you again.
guy 1 "abooooooooooooo jeeeeebi!!!!!!

girl 1 "you're so embarrasing to hang out with''

guy 1" i don't give a fuck, i'll aboo jeebi all fuckin day bitch."
by camel moose July 6, 2010
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Weebie Jeebies

When a weeaboo gives you the heebie jeebies.
Bruh stop saying 'desu' at the end of your sentence. It's giving everyone the weebie jeebies
by thates March 2, 2019
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jewbiscuit

-!- mark has joined #kick_all_jews
<mark> Hi, I'm an annoying little jew!
<not-a-jew> are you a geek, too?
<mark> hellOOOO ... IRC?
-!- mark was kicked from #kick_all_jews by not-a-jew jewbiscuit
by Troz September 26, 2005
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