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Jamtop

1. The male medical marvel for reproduction and glee (aka penis/jaint)

2. Any unspecified noun.

3. An exclamation of joy or excitement.

4. Celebratory greeting.

Originated in the Northern Counties of Virginia.
1. Just the first date, I ain't trying to get her all up on my jamtop.

2. Can I borrow your jamtop, mines out!

3. Sega Genesis? JAMTOP!

4. Yo, wud up jamtop? Let's start this party with a bang!
by The Dynamic Duo 138 June 18, 2011
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janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.
Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?
by Sexydimma September 9, 2016
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she's a janoi
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The Janitor (Scrubs)

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.
The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009
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janos

someone who will always have a place in my heart. i love him.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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Janitor Job

n: A blow job given to a hot latino or puerto rican maintenance man that wields a mop or is handy with a broom

or

n: a name given to the giver of said head
did you hear christy gave a janitor job to that latino maintenance man?

are you lost janitor job? the maintenance man went that way.
by theMXN December 1, 2009
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ice janitor

One who participates in the sport of curling. This lame winter sport involves players using brooms to scrub the ice in front of sliding lead weights.
Eh, Bobby is such an ice janitor, he plays curling all the time in the winter.
by Montana222 February 15, 2006
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