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Jalon

Usually a black male. Muscular physique,athletic smart. shy at times but funny when you get to know them, very observant, want to change the world, manifests dreams into reality. Loving, great boyfriend.
Remember what Jalon did?
by Ion God November 7, 2018
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Jalon

A man often dark skin he will remind you of your first crush. He will forever be in your heart if your in his,but if your in his heart your are very lucky because once your there you are the forever. He is the best person to talk to about any problem and he will be the one in your dreams giving you everything you could ever dream for because he us just that kind of person. If you have a jalon in your life do everyone a favor including yourself and never let him go!
Jalon is my baby find yourself a jalon too.
Jalon-hey so i was thinking alot about you last night
Me-why me
Jalon-because your beautiful and i need to let you know that
Me-but in not
Jalon-oh baby, come look in the mirror i need to show you something beautiful
by Marmar the read head December 9, 2018
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Jamongalope

A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.
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jabongas

This term refers to large breasts
That girl has some really nice jabongas.

Excuse me madam but your jabongas are brushing against my shoulders and it's giving me a woody.
by johnson l October 17, 2006
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jammno

A total self absorbed nub; has no life to speak of outside of the internet.
jammno is king of the intarweb!
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Jabon

Is a personality test where you give someone the word jabón to pronounce. If pronounced wrong usually: Jah-bon. Then they are a full fledged jabon.
I gave my brother the jabon test. He failed when he pronounced JAW-BON. Shame
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