iVangelism

The evangelical preaching of right-wing fundamentalist Apple fans.

"OK, OK! I get it: Your iPhone/iPad/iMac/MacBook is the greatest thing in the history of everything, ever, and Steve Jobs rose from the dead to give his keynote speech. Enough with the iVangelism."

"A core belief of iVangelism is that Steve Jobs will bring about the Rapture."

by Dr Leroy April 10, 2010

ivan palmer

a drink consisting of vodka and an arnold palmer (iced tea and lemonade).

lets make some ivan palmers.

by intokyo July 4, 2011

Ivankaphile

A dude who wants to fuck his own daughter.

Con #1: see that newbie over there on the yard? He's an Ivankaphile.

Can#2: Where my shiv at?

by Makin bacon August 28, 2018

Crazy Ivan

1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.

2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.

1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!

2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.

by Brent Dax May 1, 2005

@ivanoutsold

A silly boy who is only good at jerking off, he have 7362728 crushes and is a fag. He sucks white and asian guys cocks. He is obsessed with Instagram user lovelypeachesmusic100 and have disgusting taste in music and men. He is a bitch and a pedophile

Maybe if @ivanoutsold streamed breathin

by ¢v^^$+@|\| $ November 12, 2019

Ivana

Ivana is a common name in Russia and Serbia. Ivana is the greatest girl on earth. Most girls that go by the said name are beautiful, smart and sexy. You would find most of Ivana girls looking gorgeous, sexy, hot, dark eyes, great character and charisma. She pushes you to your limits but it's for a good cause. She’s a combination of sensitive and savage, have a smart mouth but get upset when she doesn’t get the amount of attention she desire. Ivana is a very cute girl who is very forgiving and will love you no matter what. She can be very shy, cute, down to earth and fun to be around but she can also be wild, weird, loud and outgoing when you befriend them. Ivana is beautiful and sexy, maybe she is an angel in person,but in bed she is definitely a devil! Ivana catch people’s eyes very fast because they have a confiden walk and with her personality.

She doesn’t talk about herself at all but rather she listens to other people. Ivana gets sad very easily but she hides it very well. Smiles all the time, she’s not fake. She’s one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. You have to try it with her to know her whole. Wifey material.

Look at her Walk, her Name is Ivana..

by Calvin.10str April 15, 2021

Ivan

Ivan is the most wonderful person in life! He makes you laugh and smile at any time.He also likes to defend others before defending himself, he attracts any girl with him having his brown/blonde hair and dark brown eyes. He is also tall.Ivan also likes to hang out with girls even if he likes dating girls.Maybe he will like someone but won't tell you, and he mostly has a crush on a medium tall girl with medium brown hair and dark brown eyes in his school. Overall Ivan is any amazing person to have in your life!

Ivan is awesome

by Jesslol123 October 29, 2017