Inverse Blumpkin

A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.

John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!

Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?

John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.

Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.

by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008

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craniorectal inversion

the state of being clueless and asinine

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

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Inverse Farmer

Also known as a soccer tan.

Wearing long socks on a sunny day, causing a tan line to appear mid to high calf.

Look at my inverse Farmer from yesterday, I'm never wearing knee high socks to the beach again!

by Roxy041793 July 13, 2010

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inverse racism

Racism against white people from any other race

Phil: Dude why are all these black people giving me the fish eye?
Kenny: inverse racism... its worse than racism...

by Phenny January 15, 2010

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Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.

Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

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