2 definitions by Jonny Bones
The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.
We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.
by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008
A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.
John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!
Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?
John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.
Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.
Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?
John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.
Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.
by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008