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Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.
Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.
by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011
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infertilversary

Anniversary of time, place or circumstance under which one discovers he/she/it is infertile.
I need to get really drunk tonight, because it is our infertilversary.
by lawpotter May 22, 2005
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hot beef insertion

the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina
I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.
by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 28, 2010
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Alternative Energy Incentives

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.
by The Resolution December 22, 2008
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Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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Insultive

If one is using an insulting word. They are being insultive.
I find your words to be very insultive.
by Hiroku123 August 7, 2007
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Intertive

When someone is assertive on the internet only. In public the person gets too nervous and can't be articulate and sounds confusing.
Paul is not good around his words in public, but when he chats with his fortnite friends he knows what to say, he is intertive
by Fickle guy July 27, 2019
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