Iran 

Wants to kill Jew-Hitler. I think they should do it. LIGHT EM UP! MAXIMUM FORCE SATURATION ATTACK ON ISRAEL! 69 MISSILES! NOW!

Hym "Iran leader guy is not stoked about the Jew's most recent and current genocide. I mean... Sure. Jordan Peterson wants it to be hell, so, launch 69 missiles into Israel today! Can't let the Palestinians have all the fun. He'll for everybody!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Iran by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Iran-Contra

One of the biggest political scandals of the 20th century in which the Reagan Adminstration sold weapons to Iran in order to provide funding for the Contras in Nicaragua

It's amazing Ronald Reagan was not impeached over the Iran-Contra scandal, but at least he never got a blowjob!

Iran-Contra by Republican$$uck November 24, 2013

Iran Cut 

The inexplicably popular hair style of Persian FOB's. The hair style itself has many variations; all of which possess a few Core attributes or khaasssiaaaat.

1.The hair is usually gelled or solidified in place with a strange substance known only as kat-e-ra... A mysterious substance derived from the essence of pure gayness. If a FOB has no means of securing Kat-e-ra, they usually just use any type of over the counter adhesive.

2. The hair itself is seldom omni-directional; with most of the hair leaning towards one direction as though an egg had struck the side of the FOBs head at high speed and a snapshot was taken.

3. The hair is straight-up glistening. FOBS with the Iran Cut can often be seen from great distances due to their greasy luster and more often smelled from the same distances.

4. The Iran cut itself is not confined to the head and may be applied to the eyebrows and sideburns to achieve a heightened level of homosexuality.

4. It is the obligation of all non-Fob Iranian men to compliment people with Iran cut so as to preserve the Iran Cut as a means of quickly identifying faggot-ass Iranian fobs.

Hairstylist: So what kind of a cut would you like today?

FOB: I vant liek a Cot... dat liek looks liek cerayzee you know...like seeerrriouuuss.

Hairstylist: oh kooni, Iran cut it is

Iran Cut by kashman2000 March 4, 2009

Iran Aland

Iran Aland, is guy, who lives in a rich neighborhood because his dad has a "law office", and has a pet, that is half rat/half dog.
A typical Iran Aland says he does not smoke that much weed, but really he is blazzing it like Snoop Dogg.
Iran Aland, always act like a thug, and calls you an "adem" but really he is dumb as such, an example could be that he makes a fool of you because he thinks he is right, then it turns out he is all wrong, and gets mad when he discovers it.
Iran Aland will always ditch his friends, if a can smoke joints instead.
Iran Aland is a big dick, but his friends still love <3

"El classico is a derby, your are dumb ass shit, you don´t know shit"-Iran Aland
*googles it and says it is not a derby
"Why are you acting up? it is not a big thing, stop acting all smart"
*Iran Aland´s friends shakes heads, knowing Iran Aland smoked a lot off weed yesterday.
"Stop being such an Iran Aland"-Friend

Iran Aland by Bobby Nikkaram September 27, 2019

Iran man 

Basically someone ran, man cause yeah they aren't sigma Ohio mogging new livvy dunn rizzing baby gront

Yo some funky geeza looked at me and Iran man

Iran man by Sigma boi Ohio grimace June 4, 2024

Zendebad Iran 

Long Live Iran. Zendebad in Persian word meaning 'Long Live'. The Persian word 'Zendebad' gave away the Urdu & Hindu word 'Zindabad' which means the same.

Zendebad Iran

Zendebad Iran by Daniel Bax October 26, 2008

go Iran

to “Iran” the situation is to stand up to authority

1:
Student 1: We need more parking spaces.
Principal: Not going to happen.
Student 2: Let’s go Iranian on him.

2:
Employee 1: They are laying off 50 people by the end of this month.

Employee 2: Let's go Iran on them.

go Iran by RebwaR July 22, 2009