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When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.
Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"
by Bobby Nikkaram October 3, 2019
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Iran Aland, is guy, who lives in a rich neighborhood because his dad has a "law office", and has a pet, that is half rat/half dog.
A typical Iran Aland says he does not smoke that much weed, but really he is blazzing it like Snoop Dogg.
Iran Aland, always act like a thug, and calls you an "adem" but really he is dumb as such, an example could be that he makes a fool of you because he thinks he is right, then it turns out he is all wrong, and gets mad when he discovers it.
Iran Aland will always ditch his friends, if a can smoke joints instead.
Iran Aland is a big dick, but his friends still love <3
"El classico is a derby, your are dumb ass shit, you don´t know shit"-Iran Aland
*googles it and says it is not a derby
"Why are you acting up? it is not a big thing, stop acting all smart"
*Iran Aland´s friends shakes heads, knowing Iran Aland smoked a lot off weed yesterday.
"Stop being such an Iran Aland"-Friend
by Bobby Nikkaram September 27, 2019
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