I feel like shit

Feeling really ill, maybe you have a hangover.

"I shouldn't of had that much wine yesterday, I feel like shit."

by Damnitscam March 3, 2017

I can't see shit

Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!

by Alvaro Ledgard July 7, 2008

Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

by shitgiver April 15, 2015

i lost my shit

(n) (1) to lose ones shit is to see something or hear something funny or scary, and to laugh or be scard so much you defecate your self.

(aj) (2) i lost my shit can also be a figure of speech to explain something funny or scary.

"did u see that guy get hit in the balls? "

"yer i lost my shit lol"

'i lost my shit that was the scariest girl is have ever seen"

by jaydos123456 January 17, 2011

I smell baby shit

"I smell baby shit" is a derogatory insult meant for anybody who whines about anything. It is a reference to a baby crying when it needs its diaper changed.

Tom: "Why can't this place ever get the foam on my coffee just right? I wish the cups were a different color too!"

John: "I smell baby shit."

by BitchassMcGee November 1, 2018

Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

by shitgiver April 15, 2015

I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021