Hypocrisy

To go against something you truly believed in. An example is being against female circumcision and supporting male circumcision.

Hypocrite: I just got my son circumcised.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.

by AntiCircumcisionMan February 27, 2023

Hypocrisy

The practice of claiming to have standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform.

An example of hypocrisy is a college president stating a belief that “without a vibrant commitment to free and open inquiry, a university ceases to be a university,” while simultaneously banning coursework regarding critical race theory, intersectionality and the study of oppression.

by MrsMiriamWebster March 10, 2023

hypocrisy

When a muslim tells you that musical instruments are haram (they are) yet still listens to haram nasheeds all day every day and listens to the original version that has instruments be like:

A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....

by faiyrose January 4, 2024

Hypocrisy

WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! You said the word of the day!!!! I had a thing for hypocrisy primed and ready to go! I've been waiting for a good time to use it (be i would like to use some of these in person) but I guess I'll do it now! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Hym "You want to talk about hypocrisy? I got one for you! Ok! So, for the sake of protecting people's identities, we'll call the first guy 'Tyrone.' Why 'Tyrone?' Because the name is cool and the aesthetic of it pleases me AND it's the black equivalent to a 'Chad' in the redpill community. Tyrone (a black man) was fired from his job at a group home for the disabled for leaving 2 out of the 3 clients unattended for 15-20 minutes while he took the 3rd client to his day program. He was not told that the other 2 clients could not be left alone together and other employees had done the same in the past. On the other hand we have... let's call her 'Kendra (a white girl) the retard fucking whore' was NOT fired for leaving 2 out of 3 of the clients unattended while she rode the big ole' schlonger of the 3rd client (something that the retard had insinuated was happening on several occasions, his room smelled like sex, his blood sugar reacted almost exclusively to her presence, the manager stated that one of the other clients had came to her with an accusation, and I was fired for not reporting them) while the second client would watch and go to his dedicated masterbation room to act out what he saw (something the SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM DO WHILE SHE WAS THERE BUT OTHER EMPLOYEES WERE TOLD TO ALLOW HIM TO DO) Is that not a blatant hypocrisy? Not that their race is particularly relevant... or maybe it is. Maybe they're also racist."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2022

Hypocrisy

Oh!? What!? Really!?

Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Hypocrisy

The act of calling others out for their wrongdoings whilst commiting the same wrongdoings themselves.

See: SJW
Also see: Twitter user

SJW: Stop calling Arabs terrorists, it's making me cry!

Also SJW: White people are evil colonising neo nazi's who deserve to die.

Hypocrisy

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

Hypocrisy

Imagine Hippo #1 eating a cucumber then hippo #2 walks in the room and says "HEY! NO EATING CUCUMBERS!"
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."

Hippos are pros at hypocrisy

by imlukeyboi204 June 28, 2021