hornswaggled

aka kindle/sirius

im sorry urben dictator that i didnt listen to your rules🙏 (hornswaggled)

by my what now February 9, 2023

Navajo Hornswaggle

When someone, preferably a Native American wipes their shitty asshole on your belly button and stick your dick in your own shitty belly button, making you nut in it, then mixing it with moonshine

“Bro I got a Navajo hornswaggle from this Indian bitch yesterday it was so swagger”

by Skibidifanumtaxer May 25, 2024

hornwaggle

An incredibly painful sex position involving a Nixon mask, a toothbrush, and approximately 4 liters of water-proof lubricant; usually associated as the position of choice by khaled

Mike: "Yo me and my girl were up all night doing the hornwaggle"
Teresa: "Get away from me you depraved miscreant, no wonder you bleeding"

by John Doe6969696969 January 3, 2014

hoodswoggle

To be bamboozled, hoodwinked and or hornswoggled by someone with hood like characteristics.

That dude hoodswoggled me out of my food stamps by telling me his 15 kids needed to eat when really he traded them for drugs.

by Markrod420 March 7, 2014

whornswoggled

When a girl leads you on and tells you she isn't a whore, but in reality she is.

You sir, have been whornswoggled.

by Suckstosuck77 July 10, 2017

Hornswuagle

When you have been asparagus gru'd.

Oh, I dropped my pencil. Can you hornswuagle it for me?

by wiofowahf February 16, 2022

hornswaggered

surprised

i am absolutely hornswaggered

by slut4devin November 19, 2022