Definitions by Markrod420

The Xena 

When deep throating the woman makes the loudest possible sounds she can of a boat starting

So she gave me the xena last night and my neighbors called animal control...

The Xena by Markrod420 May 21, 2014

hoodswoggle 

To be bamboozled, hoodwinked and or hornswoggled by someone with hood like characteristics.

That dude hoodswoggled me out of my food stamps by telling me his 15 kids needed to eat when really he traded them for drugs.

hoodswoggle by Markrod420 March 7, 2014