Gas Hondo

a gas like piece of absolute shit, that stinks out the whole facility in which it is escaped.

Audrey: 'Its stinks like a piece of absolute shit in here'
Amy- 'what a coincidence because I just had the pleasure of a Gas Hondo

by bigstinkyballz October 9, 2021

Honda Odyssey

The best fucking minivan on the planet. The must-have vehicle with all immigrant families that have 3 or more kids. Better than the Toyota Sienna or any other minivan. Honda fucking Odyssey. Great looks, a bad transmission, and mostly seen at the Asian supermarket. Go to Orange County and you’ll see one on every street corner. Your mom has one, almost all of your aunts have one (except that one aunt with the BMW X5) and most of your friends have one. It’s usually used to transport multiple Asian kids to piano practice and Chinese school. Most odyssey’s have 7 to 8 seats, but you know damn well your mom won’t hesitate to put 10+ people in. And never forget those automatic sliding doors.

“Can your mom pick us up in your honda odyssey?”

by Generic Asian kid #42069 October 24, 2019

honda accord

the real pimp car, for more of the modest type, originally driven by white chocolate

damn, look at that hott accord

by Roobz June 4, 2005

honda accord

Is the hotness car in the world. 75% of the people in brooklyn own one or have owned one.

My honda accord is the hotness car.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

tohru honda

The main character of Fruits Basket, a wonderful anime/manga. She is very polite, but, sadly, has no parents and has to live with the Sohma family. (Yuki, Kyo, and Shigure Sohma)

Tohru Honda is my fave Fruits Basket character.

I hope Tohru and Yuki end up together.

Sucks to be you, Tohru and Kyo end up together.

by ~Jay~ January 7, 2006

hondroid

Plant worker at Honda Canada Manufacturing in Alliston, Ontario, Canada. You will recognize them by their identical white uniforms, lack of respect for common driving conventions, and bubble of inflated ego that surrounds most of them. They are often spotted in local bars trying to impress girls by telling them they work at Honda. This often works because most Alliston women are Whonda-Whores who will suck a guys dick if he's even drove past the Honda plant.

guy: That fucker just cut me off!!!

2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...

girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!

by televox December 14, 2008

Honda Accord

The absolute best, most reliable, and all around excellent cars ever produced. Honda has a well-established reputation for being the most reliable car producer in the world, recognized by Consumer Reports magazine, with Toyota in second. These cars, when maintained, will outlive everything. Multiple engine and body upgrades are available at many places. Call it bias, but I would argue that the Honda Accord is the best car ever made, simply because of its longevity, its v-tec engine, its driver comfort and passenger room, handling, transmission, universiality, and ease of engine and performance upgrades.

" I have a Honda Accord, with 142,000 miles and its still kickin'"

by Cartmaniac July 6, 2009