hospitality

Something you can't piss on because you're dad won't allow it.

A line spoken from the horrible movie troll 2

Micheal: You see this writing!.... you know what it means!?!...... Hospitality... And you can't piss on Hospitality! I won't allow it!

by oh my gooooooooooooooooood June 16, 2010

hospitable

adj; happy to welcome and entertain guests-wat NICE people do.

i TRIED to be hospitable when you came to my house after you told me that i was mean.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

Holitics

The practice and theory of deciding which family a couple must visit during holidays throughout the year. More narrowly, it's achieving and exercising a position of power with both your significant other, your family, and his/her family to ideally get as much of what you want without disturbing the family dynamic.

Martin and Jane are working through the holitics of Christmas this year. They spent New Year's at his Mom's house, but she also wants Christmas Day. Jane's family wants Christmas Day as well, and so she suggests they spend Christmas Eve at his family. Martin, knowing Jane's mom will make life a holy hell if she gets snubbed, agrees.

by BattlestarDumbgantica May 15, 2015

hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

Do you like hospital food?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.

Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."

by alexw January 18, 2008

hospital hot

When someone who works in the hospital (e.g. a physician or nurse) has been on the premises so long someone appears hot, even though they otherwise wouldn't if they were encountered in a more typical setting.

Steve thought that nurse in the purple was cute, but I told him she was hospital hot.

by ughthissucks99 September 7, 2011

Holitude

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007