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The single best car manufacturer in the world.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.
"Yo that ford just got gapped"
"Yeah no shit I was racing a Holden Commodore"
Holden by HoldenLover February 12, 2022
Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.
Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??
Holden by holden_b February 13, 2022
HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Do you know Holden?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
To some people he's your best friend, to others he's your worst nightmare!

(I typed this one Ian)
"Holden is my best friend!" screamed Ian
"Holden tried to kill me once!!!" replied Oliver
Holden by HIboyakaHoldenhhhh March 17, 2022
"Holden is very small" -Aiden 2019
holden by TeJaquel April 8, 2022
a man who is not afraid to tell you to go fuck yourself or say very depraved things.
HOLDENHOLDEN
Holden by God_Of_Pizza May 3, 2022