Het mondriaan college

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA

Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does

by De Boon December 6, 2022

Het-lag

The time between straight relationships when you spend all of your time swooning over cute boys/girls and wishing you could go out with them.

Man, look at how Sam's totally drooling all over Olivia. He's totally in het-lag.

by Silent-Warning July 7, 2010

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices

This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment

by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020

het kobo fo lie

questioning if someone is being real with you. Much like the phrase "are you being serious?"

Damian: "I saw Flolandra the other day and she was lookin fineee!"

Tyrece: "Het kobo fo lie?!"

by MEEEP123 March 16, 2010

Het

someone who's straight

Park Seonghwa is a het.

by woosanloveateez August 9, 2020

No het tho

Short for “no hetero though”

Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)

Guy: Hi.

Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.

Girl: It looks good. No het tho.

Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.

by Waimey Blimey! December 24, 2019

het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 2, 2023