handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017

Headit

Someone so stupid, you consider them funny and the most retarded at the same time.

Andrew: "What's a headit?" Jake and Cody: "You."

by wheelycoolpig August 30, 2018

ye headin

Are you going? used in the north of Ireland

are ye headin down here with me or what?

by Alcap0ne April 15, 2008

Dan Handing

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.

Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

Did you know Dan Handing?

by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010

Handiquack

To get a handjob from a duck, preferably with a friend.

"hey Bryan I heard that girl gave you a handjob."

"Nah, she was too tired, so I went down to the lake and got me a handiquack, with my friend."

by GeorgeW.DazedAndConfused July 20, 2009

handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

by luvdady September 20, 2009

handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.

Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.

by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006