Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Bangin' Heaters

The act of smoking a much needed cigarette. Bangin' a Heater is one of the most American, kick-ass, hardcore things that a man can do. This activity is often initiated by a long day at work, a bad night with a lady friend, a sub-par golf outing, or while consuming alcohol amongst a group of other hard-hittin' sons of bitches. These sessions are often enhanced by standing on a porch with your bro's, wearing a leather jacket, telling stories about chicks, or having a fresh beer in-hand. This phrase can be used in a variety of ways to include other people (gang-bangin' heat), or to describe smells (banged heat).

Example 1:

Guy #1: "Dude, I nailed Tommy's mom last night."
Guy #2: "Sick, let's go bang a heater while you tell me about her jugs"

Example 2:

Guy 1 getting in Guy 2's car: "Dude, it smells like banged-heat in here"

Guy 2: "Yeah I was bangin' heaters after I banged your mom last night"

Guy 1: "Weird, my mom doesn't smoke"

Example 3:

Guy 1 to group dudes: "Anybody want to bang a heater? I dont have one"
Guy in group with a pack: "I only have one left, if you guys dont mind gang-bangin' heat"

by DRiley816 February 19, 2015

Herperderp

Herperderp Adj, N. Adj: somebody who dwells in their own idiocy without realizing some sort of folly. N: Herperderp is pure 100% idiocy without revelation.

"Don't spread that herperderp you have there!" (N).

"Your herperderp has really folded on you hasn't it?" (Adj).

by Thelithor June 7, 2011

helperton

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

by boyziggy June 25, 2017

steam header

When you are really busy, but need a quick blow job from the closest female that is willing.

Hey, Bitch, I'm reallin in a rush, how about a Steam Header?

by jackassforfun August 5, 2011

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012

rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020