hoposexual

Someone who really wants to be gay, but isn't. Usually a negative term used by the gay community.

She says she's a lesbian, but I'm pretty sure she's never had a crush on a girl. She must be a hoposexual. Probably emo too.

by gelzo April 29, 2006

Haps in da hood

What's going on in the neighborhood

Jim: Hey Mary whats the Haps in da hood

Mary: Little D got capped up in tha hood last week

by Wishful Thinking October 7, 2005

Hapsburging

The act of having sex with your first cousin or any family member closer than that.

Bob: Who's your idol?
Morgan: Man I love me Charles II! I love him so much i'm straight hapsburging my cousin. My kid boutta get that jaw.

by Thotticus January 25, 2019

horns & halos

Term used for the fight against good & evil

That cd horns & halos is phat

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

hizzy haps

The news of the day. Used as a salutation, asking what is new in one's life.

Hey man, what's the hizzy haps?

by Bobby Bobbleton March 28, 2005

hypostyle

In architecture, a hypostyle hall has a flat ceiling which is supported by columns, as in the Great Hypostyle Hall at Karnak. In this case the columns flanking the central avenue are of greater height than those of the side aisles, and this admits of openings in the wall above the smaller columns, through which light is admitted over the aisle roof, through clerestory windows.

a hypostyle construction

by schad September 29, 2006

Hypositomation

a hypothesis that is estimated

Great scientists can't really count every living person on a great land mass; so they carry out the process of hypositomation to calculate the number of people living there using facts from the human population over the years up until now.

by samiliha January 26, 2009