Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurky

The wok mixed with extreme amounts of fentanyl and Xanax.

You seem really fucked up you must be off the Gurky

by BlaxkMajin23 October 20, 2023

Gurky

Faded, gone, high, drunk

Dave: You Jonny u smoked a lot
Jonny: dude I’m feeling gurky rn

by Feeling high March 9, 2024

Gurney

Gurney - ɡɝ .ni
- A word that, if you say it too fast, too much, sounds like a very widely known racial slur (the N-word).

Commonly used to prank friends to say the N-word

Guy 1 - “Hey you! Say gurney 10 times fast!”

Guy 2 - “Uhh ok, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney.”

Guy 1 - “Haha! Listen care What you just said!”

Guy 2 - “ Aww come on, go fuck yourself.”

by Mister_Craigy March 27, 2024

gurbey

The trust fun girl selling tie dye T-shirts in the lot of any jam band concert she attends.

Blowing out a cloud of smoke. Craig says, “Look out Jim, here comes Gurbey slinging her tie dye shirts again. Tell her two for one or hit the bricks!”

by Bleepblow June 6, 2024

Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

Gurney Surfing

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.

That Morty has been to three treatment centers for no reason, he’s totally gurney surfing!

by LeadCA April 4, 2025