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guffgas

when you have a guff its the gas that comes out.
man fukker that is some serious guffgas
by ricardo picarelli September 9, 2003
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Guff head

A fat, large, or over-sized head.
Generally a huge head!
Jam: Look at that guy over there.

Dale: Who? That Guff Head?

Jam: Yeah, his head is so big, last time he turned around, he put a shoulder out.
by kilbourne50 January 18, 2009
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Gluff

A word used when reading or writing fan fiction about Gay Fluff.
Holly- did you know Sarah’s into Gluff now...
Jim- what???
Holly- Gay Fluff.
Jim-oh
Holly- and she loves it!!!
by Blakethesnake98 May 11, 2018
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Chunder Guff

Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.
Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 29, 2021
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THE INCREDIBLE GUFF

"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:

A. they are huge
B. they are dangerous
C. they can go through walls
D. they are angry
E. everyone knows one is in the room
At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"
by Mister Otter July 17, 2007
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guff monkey

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey
by pantsonhead December 23, 2002
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Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along
Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?
by Old man withers September 3, 2005
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