Grumpkin

When an elderly gentlemen receives oral sex from his nurse while she changes his soiled diaper.

"Did you hear about Herbert? Had a heart attack while gettin' a grumpkin."
"Hell of a way to go."

by alwaysreadyteddy February 9, 2017

Gumpkin

A Gumpkin is the glorious combination of receiving oral pleasure from an individual missing teeth while simultaneously Evacuating ones bowels.

See Blumpkin for a similar, yet less satisfying experience

Pablo instantly realized his love for G-MILFS and meth-heads whilst experiencing his very first Gumpkin

by PabloRincon July 10, 2019

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020

Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.

"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"

by Good Shlep March 31, 2022

Gumpkin

Receiving head on the "head" (toilet) from a senior citizen without their teeth or dentures.

Damn, that old bitch with no teeth sucked my cock while I was taking a shit.

It was like a blumpkin except she had no teeth. I think it's called a gumpkin.

by Dsm92 May 27, 2023

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

galumpkin

A Galumpkin is a sexual act, where a male (sometimes mentioned as the "galumper") lathers his testicles in peanut butter and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as a gooch) . He then jumps repeatedly, to make the testicles clap and mix the ingredients. From here another, typically man, will eat it as if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"I heard that John was giving out Galumpkins, I had no clue he was a Galumper"
"I saw two guys Galumping"

by FreakyFellow142 July 23, 2024