Grumble Mumble

verb - it is when a person shakes his/her head looking downward with a melancholy look on his/her face while making a soft grunting sigh

John: Why are you so lame?
Sunny: *grumble mumbles*

by bapsiboy February 19, 2015

Grumbleweed

The various nefarious adult publications found ripped up underneath bushes/hedges at bus stops and public conveniences etc. (Pregnant Asian Babes, Razzle, Hairy & German)

Named after the hugely popular 5 piece comedy showband of the 1960's onwards.

'I alighted the bus to discover a small pile of disgarded grumbleweed on the roadside. Not only had the vibration of the bus journey aroused me, It now seemed that the aforementioned publication had provoked a small droplet of sperm to emit from my bell end'.

by Phillip Cluskey June 10, 2005

Grumbleye

Upon waking in the morning feeling grumpy and having sleep in your eye annoys you even more.

Can be used for your misses when she is on the rag.

Jim: Why is she being such a cow?
James: It's that time of the month...grumbleye

by FlumpyChumper January 11, 2010

Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

by heat nuts December 21, 2010

Glubbled

When you over-ate and feel super full and sick.

Person 1: I was glubbled last thanksgiving

Person 2: that’s what thanksgiving’s for. Now EAT UP fatty!

by Mouserathousemat May 7, 2022

gumblebee

breed of dog

Greg: I got a Gumblebee last week
Ian: What's that?
Greg: A dog breed.

by fivnn February 18, 2023

greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009