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gingervitis

A non-ginger who has the unfortunate ability to attract specimen of the ginger type.
symptoms include: being attracted to/dating gingers or having gingers be attracted to you
"That girl only dates gingers."
"Yeah, she has a serious case of the gingervitis."
by Margaret of Portugal October 22, 2009
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Gingervitis

A disease that is dangerous to children. Characteristics are red hair, pasty white skin color, and freckles. Also considered as a whore in College Station that harms her children and beats them like cotton field slaves. Poor kids look like Jerry's Kids.
Laura's children consider her to be gingervitis because of her brutal beatings that she lays down upon them.
by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008
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Gingervitis

When you go down on a ginger with a bush and you get the pubes stuck in your teeth
"While drinking voraciously, I went down on the ginger from the bar and came up with gingervitis."
by Chip3127 May 17, 2019
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Gingervitis

Clinical term for when a ginger kid (predictably) gets diagnosed with skin cancer
Hey man, what did the dermatologist say about that crazy mole?
It's gingervitis.
Fuck.
by BigDood79 June 2, 2019
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Gingeritus

Having very sensitive skin like a ginger.

Having the genes of a vampire and getting sunburnt very easily.
I get sunburnt all the time.
You must have gingeritus
by Nonperfect_Spongebob June 19, 2022
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Gingeritus

Uncurable disease which contains: Red Hair, Freckles, Obesity, and Downtism. Got struck by God twice
Oh damn, that kid has Gingeritus, I wonder what he did…
by BeaverSpit October 25, 2023
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Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.
Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.
by Mitch April 25, 2015
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