the fruit basket

penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.

aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina

by ben cassidy April 1, 2004

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South Carolina Fruit Basket

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

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dusty fruit basket

A very tall man, above average, who loves getting head from midget women and who has a quite large danger noodle

I love being a dusty fruit basket, these midgets give better head than most people think.

by Dangernoodles01 January 9, 2017

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A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

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