Front Ensemble

Otherwise known as the fromble, the front ensemble is a large part of marching band. They provide blending and some of the harder melodies. They form close friendships that are hard to let go of, making graduation hard. Including all key instruments, chimes, drumset, auxilary, gong, and bass drum, the front ensemble members are very talented and good people. There is at least one of each of the following: a hoe who dated the entire drumline, a wise yet immature senior, a junior fed up with everyone's shit, an insecure softmore, and a cocky freshman that everyone lowkey hates

Trumpet: Wow the front ensemble is so lucky they don't have to do drill
Guard: They have the hardest music, the heaviest equipment, and don't get any credit so go choke on a dick

by Fobssoffobs May 22, 2018

front street

to call someone out or put them in an embaressing position.

Joe put John on "front street" by asking him if he was gay in front of his new boss.

by Brad December 14, 2004

front room

the chicago term for living room

"wheres the remote?"

"it's in the front room"

by vdogggg February 1, 2007

Front Royal, Va

Bumfuck town in Northern Virginia where people like to travel from ridiculous distances to look at leaves and whose natives will NEVER LEAVE, and if they do, they always come back. Known for it's lack of anything to do, it's dumb assed rednecks, and FAR to many cops. A chick gets pulled over for speeding and suddenly there are five cops on the scene. Wtf? Also known for it's strange hangout spots. Mainstreet, 6th Street 7-11, and anywhere were there is either weed or alcohol.

Front Royal, Va? Where the fuck is that?

by Ameh Butterfly Girl June 21, 2008

Front potatoes

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.

Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.

by spuffstuff December 2, 2011

front bitch

A person who claims to be a fan of an artist, but only knows their most popular music.

Person 1: You know Travis Scott?
Person 2: Oh yeah i’m a huge fan, I love sicko mode and highest in the room!
Person 1: Okay you front bitch.

by KushCuisine February 5, 2020

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011