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Fobbing

A tactical chunder assisted by a third party's penis.

Fobbing can be taken beyond just a friendly gesture and into the realms of competition. For example, a Fob Win would be when the owner of the penis ejaculates before the vomitee can vomit. A Fob Lose is when the vomitee vomits before the penis owner can reach climax. Finally, the Fob Clog can be seen as a draw. In this instance both parties will finish at exactly at the same time. This is the messiest of the possible outcomes.

Note: For a Fob Clog to be allowed, the penis must still be in the throat area.
Person 1: Yay I just got a Fob Win!
Person 2: *splutter* *wretch*

Person 1: Hey baby you look like you could use a good fobbing.
by fobmaster_2010 March 23, 2010
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Fubbin

Fubbin is an annagram used by online gamers.

the meaning of the annagram is F***ed Up Beyond Basic Instinctual Nature
I got fubbined by the Assassin's lightening trap when we dualed in the bloody foothills.
by attor December 18, 2011
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fobbit

(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.

Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
That fobbit is good in math.
by Sean Sotelo February 13, 2004
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flobbing

Their flobbing is going to destroy the mattress.
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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Fobbits

An acronym for Fat Old Balding Blokes In Tee Shirts.

When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!

They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.

It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
by billauk November 9, 2011
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Fubbing

The intense banging of two peoples palms that is an alternative to sexual intercourse.
Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
by Robbles the wise one November 16, 2011
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Fobbing

Onomatopoeic verb to describe a woman pleasuring herself.

Female equivalent of "fapping"
Person 1: What's Ali doing in her room?
Person 2: Probably fobbing.
by mrRHS927 August 31, 2012
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