butt fleas

a constant irritation or itching in the ass.

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...

by MinPin76 May 1, 2012

Flesh Harpoon

A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.

Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

Fleshclam

Another word for vagina, pussy, cunt, box, etc...

Man this wench I plugged last night had the tightest Fleshclam.

by sswenchfist November 28, 2009

flesh bagpipe

The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".

Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.

Mostly played by women and men in kilts.

Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."

Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."

by PoGo January 19, 2007

in the flesh

in person , in propria persona

They never expected to meet the governer right there in the flesh.

by Light Joker August 6, 2005

Flesh Hog

A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.

Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.

by Flesh-Hog-Owner May 20, 2014

flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'

-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!

by the_best_ever August 23, 2008