When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.
Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain
by RawnieJay December 16, 2020
A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
It's hard to come to terms with the financicality of it all.
by slyckery December 08, 2010
by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 15, 2021
A thorough line-by-line examination of your fiscal status and behavior, with particular attention focused on your debts.
Tronald Dump has been such a bad boy monetarily all through his life dat performing a proper oweverhaul of finances for him would likely take decades!
by QuacksO February 06, 2023
a discord group of "successful" investors from SJBHA that trade options, stonk, crypto and chitty advice.
#finance-and-business examples:
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"
by simpdoc May 08, 2022
Green Finance is only way to learn Stock Market and trade professionally.
Green finance makes profitable trader.
Green finance makes profitable trader.
by Tysonnaba October 18, 2022