diversify
The final solution to the cryptocurrency problem that every /biz/ user faces. Too bad they'll still be wagecucks.
diversify by My psenudonym August 5, 2018
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Diversify Your Bonds
A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
Diversify Your Bonds by Scottie King February 8, 2010
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Diversify Your Bonds
Originated from the hit show "The Chappelle Show" (Wu-tang skit) it means to:
1. To do or obtain different things.
2. To add diversity and versitility to your list skills.
1. To do or obtain different things.
2. To add diversity and versitility to your list skills.
Diversify Your Bonds by Sol.. August 22, 2006
Diversify your bonds
You live in a bubble you need to diversify your bonds.
I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.
I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.
Diversify your bonds by Gonzo Writer February 7, 2017
Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway
REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.
BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.
Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021
Diversity pimp
Like the poverty pimps who pimped the poor for their own enrichment through bogus social programs, diversity pimps are high priced consultants who make money from foundations and governnment for conducting pointless "diversity audits" or research on diversity, presenting "diversity training" . . . using up any money that might actually have gone towards helping communities of color or other identified populations.
An example of a diversity pimp is a consultant who conducts "diversity audits" for companies, foundations or universities, or a diversity consultant who facilitates "diversity conversations" or does diversity training.
Diversity pimp by TofuGirl January 23, 2010
Diversity hire
In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.
Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."
Diversity hire by The Man Guy Dude May 14, 2023
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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