Facelagging

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

Fatclipse

An Eclipse caused when a fat person is so large they completely obscure another person behind them.

Holy Shit! Kristen is so fat I couldn't see that dude behind her!

That's a Fatclipse

by GunnieGraves December 4, 2013

Fatchel

A satchel shaped bag that is worn like a fanny pack but on the hip not in front or back.

My wife carries her gun concealed in her fatchel.

by fatchel June 26, 2018

Faceless

1. Someone who never shows up to anything

2. Someone that may not like going out or showing face at various events

Pardi you have been so faceless all year and never come around anymore.

by Mikehawk75 February 4, 2021

Faceless

A white boy that's unattractive and likes other men based on their athletic classes, usually likes taking chances and is a person who doesn't shine much in social life.

This guy is so weird, maybe he's a faceless.

by Ryan Tyurs August 4, 2021

Faceling

A humanoid entity with no face; found in the Backrooms.

Facelings are generally nonhostile, except for the children.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Photobooth Facelift

A person who constantly takes pictures of themselves (when they look good) on Photobook and posts them on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter.

Her Facebook picture obviously went through a Photobooth facelift!

by MadameZuzu May 13, 2011