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The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.
Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.
Facelag by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011

faceless 

A wrod describing an online persona/individual that has no form of media identifying the actual person behind the computer.
"This guy who just requested me is faceless."
faceless by TrindMyst September 8, 2007
when someones arm has too much excess fat/blubber that when arms are in certain positions it forms a round shape in the middle of the arm imitating a bicep.
fatceps can also be located under someones arm
dude how long did it take to get that fatcep?
about 3 reps of rice krispies and cake

fatceps are the kankle's cousin
fatcep by xfuckstick December 9, 2008

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

The Faceless 

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
The Faceless by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009

council facelift 

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression
a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox
council facelift by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006