farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

Fartillery

A series of rapid farts unleashed in a short period of time mimicing the noise of an artillery strike.

Guy 1: Oh no; I just ate hella big macs and I am going to release a fartillery!

Guy 2: Fail

by wolffocles March 4, 2009

Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

fartsicle

n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.

It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!

by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

Farticles

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

by lenjowery February 21, 2011

Farcicle

An idea so idiotic, the limbic system by direct veto shuts down the higher centres of the brain and freezes all physical output – barring a single, jarring fart.

Joff: Umbrellas for goats. Goambrellas!

PARP!

Ohhhhh...

Joe: Oh my, that's a farcicle, right there.

by joeobinary February 15, 2008

farticles

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released

farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into

by mopallica June 10, 2010