fartcag

someone who is easily capable of farting and knows how to shit themselves while doing it in a proper manner.

bob: hey guy arent you oging to the party tonight.
guy: no have to go to this meeting with my fartcaging
bob: no you dont
guy: yes
bob: fine then dont ask me to be your fartcag.
guy: i wont you asshat.
bob: ok bye i thought you were leaving
guy: I am, now bye i need to rehearse
bob: what your ass tunes
guy: no your mom
bob: we will meet again
guy: yea in your moms bedroom
bob: ok you punkaroo now leave
guy: ok, tootles

by schase April 23, 2007

fartcake

a name-calling device that can also be used as a comeback; a device that can also be an excellent conversation stopper

a person who has pissed you off (by saying something or doing something ridiculous or embarrassing, etc.) bad enough to make you swear at them, but at the same time you don't know what to say to them or it is a bad place or time to swear at them
-person1: "this is me caring... 'zzzzzzzzzzz' "
-person2: "you're a fartcake."

by sexystang04 April 5, 2009

Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

by The List. February 15, 2010

Fatchaw

A large pinch of chewing tobacco.

When I just in the truck I love to take a Fatchaw.

by Fatchaw September 9, 2015

fartcannon

Another word for butt otherwise known as fart blaster

I like to call my butt a fartcannon for fun and it's more polite then ass and way funnier the dog had it's fartcannon lit Josh: oh ew gross who lit their fartcannon

by elsa'sfriend November 26, 2017

Farchal

Pronounced far-kl, rhymes with "sparkle".
Term occasionally heard in the New York area. Sometimes spelt "farcal". Possible bastardization of the term "farcical".
Pertaining to a somewhat adenoidal, uneven tone of voice, common in young children who are highly expressive & equally excitable.

That sweet child has a wonderful imagination, & when combined with that farchal voice of hers, she's just darling.

by D.F. Mulder June 12, 2018

fartchop

1) (verb) the slapping of buttcheeks during the course of a large deep fart particularly from an overweight person.

2) (noun) an overweight female tiny persondwarf.

Lisa had to change, she got a little splatter in her underwear from her fartchop.

Lou has strange taste in women, he only dates fartchops.

by Fartchopper August 19, 2018