facehugger

A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.

Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

facebus

A variation on the term facepalm. Used when someone or something is so stupid you would rather be hit in the face with a bus than endure it any longer.

Gigi: I was doing a meme on DeviantArt and in one of the boxes it came up with "Sasuke receives a gift of sexy lingerie from Itachi what is his reaction?"

Star: *facebus* Incest = NFTW (Not FTW).

by StarDustCrazy July 17, 2010

Facebeggar

A person who survives extreme poverty or need through the act of panhandling gifts, money, food, housing, clothing, etc..., through Facebook.

A Facebeggar needs only the Internet to survive.

by Lessheads September 26, 2010

facebutt

having a butt for a face, and poo brains

Jack is a facebutt because he has a butt on his face

by facebutthater April 8, 2010

facebuck

to be drunk, inebriated, intoxicated, or shammered while facebooking.

often results in ridiculous and/or shameful posts one would not make whilst sober.

can be a verb as well.

" i was soo facebuck last night.. i dont know why i wrote one insert ex's name here's wall.

"holy shiet daria, your are all over my news feed" "ya i facebucked last night'

by Ninja Shit January 26, 2011

Facebuck Wild

When one has reached one's own peak on facebook for clever and witty comments.

Person 1: Dang did you see how hilarious that one feed was?

Person 2: Yeah Nick went Facebuck Wild and made that other person look like an idiot!

by somekewld00d June 1, 2010

facehug

(verb, noun) An intimate activity where you go forehead-to-forehead, eye-to-eye with someone, and lift your hands to block out all light, creating a small personal space between you and the person you're facehugging. A facehug is usually accompanied by a kiss, although the point is usually intimate, private eye contact.

"Dave and Maria were facehugging for like an hour in the hallway outside the cafeteria. Those two are so in their own little world."

"Come here, baby. I wanna face hug you."

by Kevnar February 12, 2007