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Facebooked

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.
Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.
by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016
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facebookerosis

Addcition to Facebook
James: Dude, what are you doing?
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis
by Xxhackreeem_razorxX December 8, 2009
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Facebookgenic

When one appears immensely more attractive in their facebook pictures in respect to how they actually look in real life.
G "Alicia is really facebookgenic man"

M "Yeah I know she looks so good on the book, yet like such a slum dog in person"
by FOW April 1, 2010
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Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.
by staggy11 November 18, 2011
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facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.
by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009
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Faceboogling

Okay the word is the combined words of facebook and google. You use facebook to ask a question when really they could just google it and find the answer immediately.
Facebook status

I wonder how much and elephant weighs?
Comment
Lol I don't know
That is stupid why are you faceboogling it instead of
googling it dumbass.
by 17dollars November 28, 2011
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facebookemia

when someone posts on facebook that they are sick, so when they have called out sick to work, friends have no choice but to accept the fact that the person is sick
worker 1: But Lisa posted on FB that she's "sick as a dog"

worker 2: Yeah, facebookemia again, the only thing she's sick of is working!
by porkzilla August 23, 2011
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