facebooking

Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.

Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.

by zeus4391 August 25, 2011

competitive facebooking

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.

We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.

by no1special March 5, 2014

FaceBedding

Not allowing yourself to sign off and go to bed until your chat box is empty of all contacts.

Yeah im going to bed, once im finished facebedding

by Martak Meanianski July 31, 2009

facebooking

Using the social site facebook.com to chat, comment on people status,photos, updating on your status, etc I.e all the stuff you could do on facebook.

You facebooking when in class?
Right now am facebooking.

by Crissinty November 12, 2009

faceboning

n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".

"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 March 29, 2011

Facebooking

Used by plastic surgeons when booking patients in for any type of facial surgery, be it the alteration of a nose, lips,chin or otherwise.

I'm booking you in for your nose adjustment Mr. Peterson. There you go, your facebooking is next sunday at 11:00.

by Literature Ninja May 22, 2009

Facebounding

After a breakup, using Facebook to pretend you are doing just fine and are happier alone than with your ex. Posts range from facebragging about your new dating life, being out with your friends partying without a care in the world, veiled insults towards your ex, passive aggressive comments, etc.

"Did you see his last post?"

"yeah, the one about dating a really hot girl who sucks at spelling?"

"yeah"

"He's totally Facebounding, does he think he's fooling anyone?"

"poor guy he must be really hurt"

by ChairlockGolmz August 29, 2013