emonet

Internet that constantly cuts itself.

"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."

by Sekuna October 23, 2007

emoetry

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

emogame.com

cool game that emo kids play where you shoot things from american culture and laugh at crap musicians.

i was playing on emogame.com last night and i got all to level 3! it was fucking ace!

by hazz February 15, 2004

emogoth

An attempt to combine the term Emo to the term Goth.
Does it really exist?
No.
Someone calling himself "emogoth" would know nothing about either subculture, seeing as he doesn't know there's nothing similar from both subcultures.
Emo is an offshoot of hardcore music, ergo the similarities in these two.
Goth is an offshoot of punk.
The viewpoint of an "emogoth" is that both of these subcultures are dark and depressive (which they are not) and as so, the emogoth attempts to link both of these together.
Any goth would wretch and any emo would be insulted by the obvious ignorance in the coining of the term "emogoth"

Emogoth - Hi! I'm an emogoth.
Emo- There's no such thing as an emogoth
Goth- Don't stain my culture by merging such two non-equal terms together.

by Godslayer Jillian November 5, 2006

emofest

instance in which a person acts extremely emo, whining about how awful their life is, how no one understands what they have to go through, etcetera, etcetera, and generally is just an extreme nuisance by refusing to hear reason

Don't even bother trying to talk to her right now... She's having an emofest.

by Behest May 26, 2006

emolexia

you can't read emo stuff, see emo stuff, or comprehend emo things, people, or pictures. it happens to alot of people that are really happy all the time. sometimes emophobes get this.

Bob: did you see george cutting himself in history class today?
Dave: what? no. i think I have emolexia.
Bob: oh. that sucks.

by mikegotta January 19, 2007

emone

A very memish way to say "money." If you arrange the letters properly, you will get "monee."

Memer: eyyy bro you got dat emone???
Memer 2: yah dogg i got plenty of dat cashhhh!

by RageFurious February 26, 2017