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instance in which a person acts extremely emo, whining about how awful their life is, how no one understands what they have to go through, etcetera, etcetera, and generally is just an extreme nuisance by refusing to hear reason

Don't even bother trying to talk to her right now... She's having an emofest.

emofest by Behest May 26, 2006

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emolestation

short for emotional molestation. This is when a girl uses you to meet her emotional needs when she has a boyfriend that she has not told you about.

I cut that girl off, why? Emolestation

emolestation by Von Bradley July 31, 2005

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Related Words

emofest • emoest • emolestation • emotesticle • emovestite • ego fest • emo besties • E-molest • emo fetish.

emoest

use this word instead of saying "most emo"

- i broke up with my girlfriend by singing "i dont love you" by mcr
- wow, dude, thats like the emoest thing you could do

emoest by Emo•Miso•Soup April 21, 2022

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emovestite

a person you think is a girl, but when you see them a little closer up you realize that "she" is really just an emo boy.

guy 1: "i thought i saw a chick on a bike today, but it turned out it was just an emovestite"
guy 2: "man, i hate that."

emovestite by zeben October 2, 2006

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emotesticle

Being emo (goth, eyeliner, black) but also being a male
A word that can define your personality and gender without any confusion

"hey im Josh, im a male and so i go by the pronouns he/him and i like sports"
"hey im David and im emotesticle and go by the pronouns he/him/they/them"

emotesticle by aloominium July 31, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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